Cops Want to Fine Couple Who Filmed Sex on a Daytime Train

That train keep a-rolling and the couple kept a-fucking, and now we can all see it because they posted it online. That's how they get their kicks Down Under, and we are up for it.

According to the Herald Sun News (link below), "Authorities have slammed the sleazy production, which has appeared to more than 200,000 viewers on a popular porn website.

"The video shows a clearly identifiable man and woman engaging in sex acts in broad daylight as they sit in a carriage on the Epping route before getting off at Reservoir Station."

Nothing that exciting ever happens on our commute. It would sure make time pass quickly and hotly if passengers decided to strip down and link up. Of course, we might never get to work or home or off the train (though we'd get off on the train, that's for sure).

Well, this couple did get off of the train. We mean that literally and figuratively, for the article goes on to note that "The pair are then filmed having sex on the black locomotive in Edwardes Lake Park in Reservoir, a popular spot for children and families."

Don't act so shocked. How do you think those families had children?

"Victoria Police spokeswoman Senior Constable Melissa Seach said the frisky couple faced fines of $563 each for behaving in an insulting or offensive manner."

Sounds like a worthy investment to launch a new career as everyone's favorite amateur porn couple.

Via Herald Sun News