Nipple: The App That Helps You Remember Who You Fuck

Sex? There's an app for that! The new app Nipple, currently in beta, is available for users to sign up, log on and track their sexual encounters for prosperity. Sex is often a forgettable experience, but no longer, for now it's all saved and uploaded to the cloud for the angels to get off.

According to Xbiz (link below), Nipple was officially launched at SXSW,

The Italian-based startup helmed by CEO Matteo Sarzana gives users the opportunity to log the details of their sexual experiences using cute little emojis (typical euphemisms apply — a BJ is represented by a mouth chowing down on a banana).

Nipple allows users to register anonymously or publicly, giving other users open access to your info. Public users can earn points for the number of sexual encounters they record; the three highest ranking users at the end of the week are posted on the site's landing page. Interestingly, this week's top 'performers' list features two women, including the number one spot. You go, augirl329!

Now Nipple isn't the first sex-tracking app, but the reviews that have been coming in are mostly positive, except for its initial marketing campaign of a cartoon woman's vagina opening a beer, accompanied by the slogan "Free beers will increase your chances to have sex, but won't help you remember it." Some found that a bit offensive.

"Reviewers have noted, personalized notes help you remember your partner's unique preferences so you never forget the cat o' nine tails at home again. The site emphasizes the point, 'Does she or he like anal and have fun with ropes? This is something you should remember!'"

Via Xbiz