Come On Toronto, Wouldn’t You Rather Have A Porn Star For Mayor Instead Of A Crackhead?

Understatement Alert: Toronto, the third largest city in North America, has a bit of a mayoral problem. Their current leader, Rob Ford, is a noted crack smoker, who is prone to drunken rants at fast food restaurants, and knocking over legislators. Plus, he's not much to look at...

Well, fear not intrepid citizens, there is a candidate running against him that is the polar opposite of Ford in every one of those regards. Porn star Nikki Benz is stumping for votes on the most logical place imaginable, Playboy (link below).

The top three reasons the people of Toronto should vote for me are:

1. I am honest. I am transparent: what you see with me is what you get. I don't have a hidden agenda. I currently get naked for a living, and that's as honest as they come. I plan to use those same concepts in politics: honesty and transparency.

2. I care! I care about the people of Toronto, I’m a humanitarian. My motivation for success is keeping people satisfied.

3. I give back. I will donate half of my salary as Mayor of Toronto to a cause the people of Toronto care about. I will hear them out, and with their help, I will decide on where to donate my salary. This is just another way I will show Toronto that I care.

Boom! Consider yourself smoked Mr. Ford. Smoked like that sweet, sweet crack you love so much.

Via Playboy