What’s Wet, Hard and Red All Over? Kate Upton’s Pokeys in a Red Bikini Top!

Kate Upton and her girls make a scene wherever they go. They're like cats fucking, you have to throw water on them to shut them up. Only when you throw water on Kate's kitties they pop up and get more attention. 

It's a proven fact that you just have to add water to Kate and great things arise. Why one great thing is arising in our pants right now as we stare at the image so generously shared by our perverted pals at Taxi Driver Movie (link below). One thing that keeps coming up, well, the other thing that keeps coming up is her instance on not restricting what she eats. While we applaud her opposition to the skinnying-down of America's beauties, we have to ask ourselves who thinks that Kate Upton is fat?

We've been writing a lot about Kate lately, and have to say she's always on our minds, like Willy Nelson, only hot.

Via Taxi Driver Movie