What Happened to Kate Upton’s Armpit?

Harper's Bazaar is not only still a magazine, they're still getting big names to line up and pose for pictorials, though after seeing the poor photoshop job they did on Kate Upton's photo, that might not last much longer. 

Dlisted (link below) got their hands on the photo and dissected it, including offering up their thoughts on what may have happened. 

1. Kate showed up to the Harper’s Bazaar shoot with this tattoo (NSFW if your boss isn’t cool with refined gentlemen)

2. In an attempt to steal some attention away from Kate’s giant chichis, her right armpit grew a massive voluptuous cyst

3. Kate’s right armpit was too beautiful and it kept stealing focus from her face

4. It kept flipping the photographer off (it’s going through a phase right now)

I think there's something more nefarious going on here. It's clear that Kate's arm is bent to represent her affiliation with the Illuminati, and anyone that follows the Illuminati knows that every 33rd degree mason has that portion of their arm removed in a secret ceremony. So in actuality, Harper's Bazaar is now on the hook for not getting rid of this damning evidence of conspiracy. As a matter of fact, I'm packing up my computer right now and heading for my panic room. You're not going to catch me this time boys. 

Via Dlisted