There have been many great technological developments in our lifetime, and it may be hard to pick which one is the best, the most important, impactful and influential for some, but not for us. We just choose the one that makes us hardest, and that would have to be the Selfie.
We're throwing in the towel and admitted complete defeat and utter helplessness at the sight of Kim Kardashian in a bikini. She posted such a shot from her point of view on Instagram (link below), which gave us a ski slope-like look down her flat stomach and over the mound of her bikini-clad womanhood, and finally over the dangerous curves of her shapely legs.
Well, everything about Kim is shapely. She took the shot in Punta Mita, Mexico, which is only appropriate as she's the spiciest burrito we ever had the pleasure to eyeball. Of course, we'd like to do more, like really ball. But her husband Kayne West might protest. Then again, he's just a freak, he might just join in on the fun.
But in the meantime, we'll just stare at this picture of Kim's lovely form. We put in for vacation, and that means we have a whole week to hold onto our smartphone with one hand and our penis with the other.
Via Instagram