For Courteney Cox 50 Is the New Nifty

Courteney Cox, our eternal friend, has recently turned 50 going 69. Well, I wish there was some imagery of her getting and giving that kind of oral birthday party. In the meantime, we'll just have to do with these lovely images of the mature beauty on the beach in a bikini.

She ain't no ass, but as the series of images from the Drunken Stepfather forum (link below) clearly reveals, she has a great one. There are tons of shots of her hoots and her hips and other womanly parts that make our manly parts hard, but there's just something special about that cheeky look at her from behind that makes us want to get, well, friendly with her.

We haven't seen much from this dark-haired beauty who used to be with us weekly decades past. It's sad. We miss her. Our fears clouded judgement, and we thought perhaps her low profile was because she had porked out or got mugly or some other such thing that happens to people if they don't die young and leave a good-looking corpse.

Thankfully, our worries were for naught, for it's clear from these pictures that Courteney is the type of beauty who improves with age. Live fast, don't die, and leave us more images of your bikini-perfect body! 

Via Drunken Stepfather