Florida Just Got Weirder with Senior Sex Party Bust

Who says that sex doesn't rear its head in old age? Not the senior citizens of Florida, one of whom was arrested for taking that Sex on the Beach drink serious. 

Dusk on a Thursday night at the Red Sauce bar and waiters are doing a roaring trade in Sex on the Square cocktails.

The rum, coconut and cream concoction – complete with a cherry on top – costs just $3.75 and the elderly clientele can’t get enough.

It was created last week after 68-year-old Peggy Klemm was arrested for having drunken public sex in the square opposite with her 19 years younger toyboy.

Peggy is a resident of the retirement home called The Village, which reminds me of that mind-blowing English TV show from the 1960s, "The Prisoner," only without the existential angst. 

According to the Daily Mail (link below)...

Dozens of couples have been caught copulating outdoors before but police rarely issue more than a warning for fear of mucking up the area’s low crime figures.

It's illegal to have sex now? Isn't this the very definition of a victimless crime? Unless, of course, you find the sight of AARP members getting busy an assault. I don't, but then I'm very perverted. 

Via The Daily Mail