Kim Kardashian Pictures Herself as a Blonde, Has More Fun

Do blondes have more fun? Who cares. The F-word we're concerned with is fuck, as in do they have more fuck? Kim Kardashian doesn't answer this crucial query, of course, for she is nothing but a void filled with emptiness. However, she does look hot in a blonde wig. 

We've been on Instagram a lot lately, but not as much as celebrities such as Kim (link below). She's trying out new personas before we get bored with the one she had yesterday. Because really, personality is like underwear, if you don't change it every day then it starts to stink. 

Not that I'm suggesting Kim has personality. She doesn't need it. Why bother with that excess baggage? She'll just have to pay extra for it on her next air flight. Sure, she has the money for such expenses, but wouldn't that money be better spent on beauty products? It takes a lot of work to get her all polished up and pretty like she is. 

All this is to say that I'm conflicted. I love Kim, because I love a beautiful woman and big breasts and bigger hips and the biggest ass in recorded history. But when I wake up with myself in the morning I just can't shake that icky feeling. 

Via Instagram