Emily Ratajkowski Is Allergic to Clothing

Is Emily Ratajkowski the sexiest, hottest, bitchinest babe in creation? She certainly is the sexiest, hottest, bitchinest babe in creation with a surname that stars with rat. The fact that she's almost always out of her outfit only helps. Even when she's fully dressed you can see her getting ready to disrobe. 

Her Instagram feed (link below) is like a feast for the horny. She's always serving up the choice meats. And this image is no different, except where it is different. She's somewhere partying again, this time overdressed in a short and tight black outfit that has more cleavage that most women have boobs. Yet it's not right. It feels wrong. You can see it in Emily's face. She's disturbed. 

That's because this muse is meant to be nude, always. No exceptions. We're not saying it, she is. If you listen, if you are aware of the cues, then you'll hear it too. Even if you're not, it's hard to misjudge the action capture in this post. She's literally pulling down her dress and exposing even more of her wonderful boob than the designer had intended. 

Why is that? It's because our girl can't have anything on her skin but our eyes. It's a sickness, and there's no cure. Thank God! 

Via Instagram