Will Smith Prefers Paunchy Guys To Topless Women

This past weekend at the movies, people nationwide were lamenting the absence of Will Smith, who was once the king of the July 4th weekend. What's Big Willie Style up to these days? He's just living the dream, hanging out on the beach with a paunchy white dude while ignoring throngs of women, one of whom is topless. 

Thanks to The Superficial (link below), we've got photographic evidence of his proclivity for portly guys who don't know enough to pull their bathing suits up over their gut before snapping a selfie with one of the biggest stars on the planet. The topless woman clearly wants to snap a pic with Will too, but he's too busy chatting it up with the fifth Baldwin brother there to give a shit about her.

By the way, is Will Smith still a big star? I mean, internationally he is, but the last two movies he was in were After Earth, which was a total fucking disgrace, and Winter's Tale which was one of the most comically absurd movies ever made. Maybe if he got back to making good movies instead of shoving his kids down our throats, we'd give him a pass for shit like this, but there's about as much of a chance of that happening as there is of him snapping a pic with the topless chick.

Via The Superficial