Kim Kardashian in a Bikini Because Why Not?

It's been, what, 30 seconds since we heard a peep or got a peek at Kim Kardashian? Something must be wrong. We're worried for the hardest working gal in show business. Maybe she needs to fire her team of publicists. No, wait...whew, all is okay in the world. We've seen that Kim's posted some bikini pictures.

Guess that's what Instagram is for, and Kim's feed (link below) is sure to sate our appetites. We love to hate Kim, but really she's such a hottie our heat cools in time, especially if that time is taken while looking at images of her uber-curvy body in a bikini. And that's just what she has most recently shared. Hooray!

First off, her clothing, but serious. Those hips. Have you ever seen anything like them? Sure, women have hips, so do men, but these wonders are so big, so fleshy, so desirable, we want to hang onto them with our teeth while Kim takes us for the ride of our lives.

In fact, we'd gladly give up our lives if she would gift us with unwrapping her body's presents and letting us play with them for a while. We wouldn't even ask for a gift receipt. 

Via Instagram