Finally, A Kickstarter Project We Can All Get Behind

Alex Wong of Seattle, Washington is a dreamer, and if I know nothing else about America, it's that we love to support dreamers who dream beautiful dreams. Alex's dream is simple. He wants to make the world's biggest dick drawing, and he's turning to us to make that dream a reality.

Every dollar you donate adds an inch to the dick. Five bucks gets you a nice vein. Six bucks brings pubes to the party. And it only gets better from there. It's a simple, elegant, and beautiful way to make Alex's dream come true, and allow yourself to become a part of history. 

Via Kickstarter