Nina Agdal’s Sweaty Cleavage on Instagram

Danish model Nina Agdal doesn't take her body for granted, and God knows neither do I. She works out until her body is covered in sweat to maintain its perfect form, and I whack off until I'm covered in sweat whenever I see her. 

She posted the shot on Instagram (link below), and you could say it was the shot heard around the world, but I wouldn't because I masturbate silently. My neighbors prefer it. Otherwise, I have to engage with them or, worse, the authorities, and that just takes away from valuable masturbating time. 

Speaking of masturbating time, any time is masturbating time. Don't you agree? There's no bad time to pull your pud and get off. The world is hard enough without a little pit stop to pleasure ourselves. I'd call it me time, only I call it meat time. While I'm a vegetarian in my diet, I beat my meat in private. 

You don't want to do this kind of thing in public. Take my word for it. I have experience. Even if it seems sexy, exciting, the risk ain't worth the reward. So, I hope you're not at a library, but in the privacy of your own home, and I hope you're masturbating to Nina there. 

Via Instagram