Madonna Flashes Her Crotch as an Early Birthday Present for Her Fans

The Material Girl is wearing less material the older she gets, and on the eve of her 56th birthday, she dropped drawer and snapped a picture of her lacy black panty-clad crotch for Instagram, and promptly deleted it, but we saved the image and share it with you. It's like a virgin, only more used. 

The gossip fiends at E! Online have the image (link below) and the story of the crooze ha-ha. 

In the photo, the singer nearly flashes her lady parts while wearing semi-sheer black lace panties and a black top. Madonna stands in her bathroom with one hand on her hip and the other behind the camera, which is pointed directly at her vagina. In the background are floral-print dresses hanging in her shower.

That's a lot of detailed writing, which covers up the lack of detailed facts from our journalistic apprentices at the celebrity mouthpiece. At least they had the common sense to post the caption she used to underscore the vage visage: "Getting ready for my B-day! Yes we hang our dresses in the bathtub!thanks D&G! #unapologeticbitch." 

There's no reason to apologize, Madonna, nor use such language, I've always known the kind of woman you were and are, and love you all the more for it.

Via E! Online