The Man Who Wants To Give The Women Of The World A Squirting Orgasm

The squirting orgasm. It's one of those phenomena that seems relegated to a select few blessed women. Well, this guy thinks that every woman can have one, and he wants to help give it to you ladies.

According to VICE (link below), Steve Scrase has a dream for all ladies of the world to squirt, and he's got a plan to put that dream in motion. 

His invention, the Glov, is—shockingly—a glove. However, this particular glove allows you to attach a dildo to the palm of your hand to achieve an easier “in and out motion,” as every other “self-penetration device on the market requires the user to hold and operate it in an unnatural and straining way.”

Now, before you go thinking that this guy is some old school guy who goes, “My woman doesn’t need toys; she has me,” allow him to set the record straight...

I’m not that old school guy who goes, “My woman doesn’t need toys; she has me.” Hello! Wakey, wakey, boys. Whatever you can do to make your woman achieve that little bit extra, you better well damn do it.

Alright, but it's not as if he's got delusions of grandeur, right?

The wooden wheel had been around for thousands of years and no one had a problem with it. And then rubber came out. What happened? The wooden wheel went the way of the dinosaur. I’m not saying all sex toys will go the way of the dinosaur, but if things can be faster and you can have an easier ride…

Time for a softball question...

So it’s for lazy women?
You think we’re helping lazy woman have an orgasm? I guess. But I don’t think that’s a bad thing, do you?

In fairness, I think it's hard for a guy to attempt to market a sex toy for women, so it's probably best for him to do everything in his power to not come off as a misogynist or homophobe...

We’ve actually had a great response from the gay community. Imagine you’re a gay man: One hand’s on your Johnson; in the other hand you’ve got a dildo, and you’re trying to do the whole anal thing. It’s pretty difficult. Now take your hand and imagine you have a dildo on it. Now you’ve got one hand doing your Johnson, the other doing the "backdoor slide."

If you'd like one for yourself, head over to Indiegogo.

Via VICE