Olivia Wilde Gets Dunked With Cold Breastmilk for a Good Cause

The whole ice bucket challenge has gone viral, been parodied and has gone beyond water (California is going through the worst drought in recorded history), but even I had not seen this most current mutation of the charitable self-serving event. Leave it to Olivia Wilde to find a new kink by substituting breastmilk for water. 

Was that really mother's milk as claimed? If so, it's more precious than water. If it's just regular milk, well, then I feel cheated and whatever trust may have been built between the two of us over the years has been tarnished. And if it is in fact breastmilk, ain't that shit hot, or at least body temperature? Did she ice it? 

Obviously there are many unanswered questions to the YouTube clip (link below), for if we've learned anything about the Internet it's that it cannot be trusted. But celebrities are our lodestar. We follow them unquestionably.  

Via YouTube