I Found It On Etsy 9.4.14

Like every other site on the internet, Etsy started out as a place for folks to sell their wares, yet it has morphed into a hotbed of filth. Every week, we take a look at five of the best/strangest/craziest things available for purchase on the website.

Roll Your Weed On It Booty Shorts by CannabisCakes

For those guys that have run out of uses for their girlfriend's ass

Uterus and Vagina Crochet Plush, with Fallopian Tubes and Ovaries, and Vaginal Canal by AnOptimisticCynic

These knitting clubs are getting out of control

Vagina Lamp by BakintoshArts

The perfect gift for you to convey the following sentiment to a loved one: "Your reproductive system lights up any room, babe."

FISHERMAN PENIS by badjamminmamie 

A great gift for next Father's Day, it combines the two things your father loves more than you...

AssEating Deer Art Print by CandybloodArt

Aaaaaaand I'm done.