Grilling and Chilling with Burning Angel Contract Boy Small Hands

Burning Angel contract boy Small Hands has quite the life.  When he is not fucking the gorgeous alt chicks around him including the benevolent alt queen of us all Joanna Angel, part of his duties as contract boy are to occasionally help me test out toys in the Marital Aid Test Kitchen and to cook savory dishes to keep all of those freshly fucked alt girls happy and fed.  I asked Hands to name his favorite Burning Angel girls and to tell us about the dishes they would inspire him to create to celebrate the upcoming release of Burning Angel's "BBQ Titmasters" which will be available on DVD and VOD on September 24th.  Here's what he had to say.  

"MY 5 FAVORITE BURNING ANGELS AND THE BBQ THEY INSPIRE"

OK!

So when Miss Holly Kingstown approached me about writing about 2 of my favorite things on the planet, Sexy Burning Angel Girls and BBQ, it was a no brainer. SO here in no particular order are 5 of my favorite Burning Angel's, and the BBQ that I think goes with them! FUCKIN YUM!

**Disclaimer - I only had enough room to write about 5 of the BA girls, but rest assured I love them all and have fantasized (and sometimes actually have had sex with some of them for Joanna's movies :) :) :) ) about having sex with ALL of them...well..maybe not at the same time...that would be an avalanche of hot punk rock pussy !!!! Also, It wouldn't be fair to put Joanna in this list because she is the Queen and a no-brainer...duh!

1. Jessie Lee.

God DAMN what isn't to like about Jessie Lee?? She might have my favorite body of all the BA girls, those perfect huge tits, that big round ass, and curves you could bobsled down! Add to that the awesome heavy metal tattoos (and the Dunkin Donuts one) she's covered with, and that sexy as fuck tiny gap in her teeth...well, let's just say one day I hope that all of my daydreams of burying my face in those tits cums true.

Jessie Lee BBQ - Since Jessie Lee is a vegan, I would go with some tasty grilled vegetables for this one. My favorite BBQ veggie recipe is broccolini, asparagus, and white onion, marinated in fresh garlic, salt, pepper, avocado oil, and lemon. Then Fire up that #biggreenegg (My absolute FAVORITE grill on the planet...look it up trust me)! Char those puppies and serve with a drizzle of balsamic and oil and lemon!

2. KLEIO VALENTIEN

If you look up "punk rock barbie doll" in the dictionary, there's a picture of Kleio there. Her perfect fit body, golden blonde hair, and that smile that would melt any man and give him a huge boner instantaneously! Add to that her infectious laugh, and the fact that she's from Texas which has some great BBQ means she is a one two punch of sex appeal and appetite! I would love to smother her naked body in a dry rub of spices and seasonings and have a feast!

KLEIO BBQ - Texas Style brisket of course! slow smoked, minimal seasoning to emphasize the flavor of the meat, maybe a lil sauce on the side!

3. VERA DRAKE.

GODDAMN there is just something about Miss Vera Drake....young, sexy, exotic and carries that hint of mystery behind her eyes that has made me her #1 fan. (Yes, I am claiming it, and anyone who wants to challenge me to a cook-off for her love can BRING IT!) Every time I look at Vera's sexy naked porcelain skinned body, I fall in love and lust all over again...oh yea and I got one of the best blow jobs I've ever had in my life from Vera in one of Joanna's movies (you gotta be a Burning Angel member to see it tho!) ....she's like that special BBQ sauce that you can't always quite figure out exactly how it's made, but you are addicted to it and start to have withdrawals if you go too long without a fix.....speaking of, I need a Vera fix right now....I'll be back in like....10 minutes.... ;)

VERA BBQ - I'm thinking sweet and tangy ribs, all wet and gooey, dripping off the bone, sauce everywhere....I'll lick this plate clean for sure.

4. DRAVEN STAR.

Soooo I had my first ever on camera threesome with Draven Star and Joanna ...and well.....let's just say it was one of the best days of my life....I mean COME ON! Obviously I have a weakness for smoking hot pale skinned dark haired girls with badass tattoos....and Draven fits the bill in every way! PLUS a little birdie told me she just got some new boobs so obviously I will be requesting a sequel to our threesome scene so I can experience Draven 2.0 .

DRAVEN BBQ - Since Draven, Joanna, and myself had a mind blowing threesome (which you can see on BurningAngel.com) , I'm going slider trio for this one. I'd do a classic cheeseburger slider, a smokey sweet pulled pork slider, and (Joanna's favorite) a LAMBURGER! Cause in the words of Joanna, "Why have a hamburger when you can have a Lamburger!!!" I would probably make some house made pickles to garnish these sliders with too!

5. SHEENA ROSE

Sheena is a newer Burning Angel and fast becoming one of my favorites....she has probably the best small perky tits of any girl I've ever seen in that category, and her fiery red hair is only matched by her fiery "I don't give a fuck" attitude, which makes her such a sexy badass....one day I would love to fuck that smoldering pussy while listening to some classic Wu Tang Clan and grilling some chicken wings! Sounds like a fuckin party man!

SHEENA BBQ - ...hot wings with some weed butter and a 40 oz.

All the images here appear courtesy of Burning Angel.  Be sure to watch "BBQ Titmasters" when it comes out on DVD and VOD!