I Found It On Etsy 9.11.14: Patriot’s Edition

Like every other site on the internet, Etsy started out as a place for folks to sell their wares, yet it has morphed into a hotbed of filth. Every week, we take a look at five of the best/strangest/craziest things available for purchase on the website. Today we salute all the patriots out there with a red, white, and blue edition of I Found it on Etsy...

The American Willy Warmer by NeedlesNStash

For keeping your most patriotic part warm!

Patriotic vagina Pendant by Typsy Gypsies

This pussy tastes like freedom!

Patriotic Pleasure Set by LeLuv

 Only a true patriot could take all three at once!

Murica Independence Dick Resin Penis Necklace mature by squeekstudios

This would've sold like gangbusters in 2001.

Baberaham Lincoln Pinup Print by Notorious Wildflower

Does it get more American than this?