If You Eat Derek Jeter’s Ass You Get A Gift Basket

If you are a baseball fan you know that this season will be Derek Jeter’s last. Whether you were a Yankees fan or not, you had to respect Jeter. He played hard, he played fair, and unlike many other baseball stars, he didn’t cheat. He’s an all-around good guy who likes it when women eat his ass.

While it has long been rumored that Jeter likes to give women gift baskets after he bangs them, a new rumor is circulating the web that the captain of the Yankees enjoys a little butt play, namely he enjoys getting his salad tossed. Of course, this is all rumor at this point and I don’t know if Minka Kelly is going to come forward and admit she had her tongue in Derek Jeter’s ass or not, but maybe it’s not that hard to believe. I mean, everyone has kinks, be it a tried and true kink like being blindfolded or a dirtier kink of having your asshole licked like a fat kid licking an ice cream cone on a hot summer day. I wonder if one does tickle his backdoor does one get a nicer gift basket?

True or not, I will admit I am kind of surprised Jeter’s kink wasn’t ball related. That makes perfect sense, he plays baseball and he likes girls to grip his balls like they are various pitches. “Oh yeah, give me the curveball, that’s good, now the knuckleball!” We’ll probably never know if it’s true or not, but I can say this--at least it’s not A-Rod. I hate that guy.

Via: The Superficial and Deadspin