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Air Canada Has A Porn In The Cockpit Problem

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The airline industry has enough problems lately, especially after this weekend's nonsense, so the last thing they need is more bad press. Nevertheless, The Daily Mail (link below) is here to help add fuel to the fire with their story that Air Canada has put its pilots on notice after discovering porn in several cockpits.

Sorry, PORN, as they put it in their completely rational headline: "Air Canada forced to warn pilots they could be sacked or face criminal charges after discovering PORN in plane cockpits." Criminal charges? Really? These guys have enough god damned problems without the threat of going to jail because they jerked their cock while making their third fucking round trip from Saskatchewan to Prince Edward Island. 

In the notice, Rod Graham (ed. Rod!), Air Canada’s chief pilot and director of fleet operations and training, warned pilots: ‘I am disappointed to have to raise this issue once again but unfortunately we have some people that have yet to understand the message.

‘To be clear, this issue only exists on the Embraer fleet and it must stop.’ 

‘Once they are identified they will be subject to discipline to the full extent of the law and our corporate policies. This could include termination and/or criminal charges.’

Okay, so why all the panic? Well, it's likely because they're overcompensating for something, and while that's the perfect set-up for a punchline, that's exactly what's happening here.

A female pilot first started complaining to the Montreal-based airline around six years ago after finding pornography displayed, glued or tucked into areas within the cockpit, CBC News reported.

So they didn't do anything about it six years ago, and now that they've been literally caught with their pants around their ankles and their dicks in their hands, they're going to act like they give a shit. Glad to know hypocrisy isn't just an American virtue. 

Via The Daily Mail


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