Megan Fox’s Grocery Store Legging-Clad Ass Parade

What's an ass parade? I think it's pretty safe to say that these photos of Megan Fox do a fantastic job at giving an explanation. No, there aren't clowns and no one is throwing any candy! But leading the parade is a fantastic ass that no one seems to be able to stop following. In this case, Megan Fox is the owner of that ass and she's marching to the beat of her own drum through the grocery store. That my friends is exactly what an ass parade is all about!

I have no idea who took those photos but I can take a wild guess and say that they were probably snapped by the paparazzi. I mean, it's a widely known fact that when you're famous you can't even go to the grocery store without getting a few photos taken of your ass in a pair of leggings. Thank god I am not famous! When I go to the grocery store I throw on a hoodie in order to disguise myself from real life acquaintances. I can only imagine what I'd do if there was a camera in my face non-stop!

Megan, we're sorry for the invasion of privacy. We're also sorry for saying that you were leading an ass parade. But let's be honest! At least everything that we said was a compliment! Keep on, keepin' on baby girl. Rock those leggings with pride regardless of where you are!

Via: Drunken Stepfather

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