What Could Possibly Come Between This Woman & Her Ejaculating Penis Tattoo?

Parting is such sweet sorrow for one British woman and her ejaculating penis tattoo, but in the immortal words of Bunny Breckinridge—brilliantly played by Bill Murray in Tim Burton's Ed Wood—"I realized that I have to take action! Goodbye, penis!"

According to Cosmopolitan (link below), 20-year old Holly Aston realized that if she's going to be able to get anywhere in this world, perhaps she has to put away childish things like ejaculating penis tattoos. 

Three years ago, a British woman woke up from a night of drinking to find a tattoo of an ejaculating penis on her right shoulder.

Holly Aston, now 20, had purchased a DIY tattoo gun for a night of drunken tattooing with her friends. 

"I let my mates draw whatever they wanted," Aston said. "I have the word 'Dyke' on my ankle, and then one drew the penis on my shoulder." 

The raunchy tattoo turned out to be a major problem for Aston. She skipped a family vacation, fearing her mom would spot the tattoo and be upset. When she went to the beach, she covered it with Band-Aids to prevent children from seeing it. She wants to start college this year, but she's afraid her tattoo prevents others from taking her seriously. 

When the time comes for me to discuss with my daughters the perils of underage drinking, I will now have to remind them that ending up with an ejaculating penis tattoo is not outside the realm of possibility. It must have seemed like a good idea at the time, though I think most stories involving an ejaculating penis tattoo also involve the phrase, "seemed like a good idea at the time."

Via Cosmopolitan