Scientific Study Proves That Cats Prefer Boobs To Pussy

A study conducted by Scientific Proof Magazine recently showed that posting cat videos ensures that your clicks will go up by over 4000%. This led the good scientists over at The Huffington Post (link below) to conduct a study of their own wherein they determined that cats love boobs. Therefore, the scientists here at Fleshbot have determined that Cats plus Boobs will equal Our Most Viewed Article Ever.

Having recently purchased a lab coat and a pair of glasses, I feel qualified in deeming myself the head of the research and development for Fleshbot. While my first few experiments were unmitigated failures, I felt as if I was right on the verge of determining the proper boob to cat ratio—spoiler alert, it was 2:1—when The Huffington Post beat me to the punch. What am I supposed to do with all of these cats now? I can guarantee I can find great homes for all these boobs, but the cats are gonna be harder to give away. I've already claimed Chairman Meow and William Shakespurr for my own however. How could I break these two up...

Via The Huffington Post