Oklahoma KFC Has Porn On The Menu

There are fewer things that suck worse than working at a KFC in Oklahoma. It's hard for me to come up with any off the top of my head, which may be an indication as to why the employees at this particular KFC decided to put porn on the restaurant's televisions. Nothing says "Fuck it, I just don't give a shit anymore" quite like watching porn at a KFC.

According to the NY Daily News (link below), Gerald Whelan was just attempting to enjoy some family time with his wife and six year old sons when they noticed the televisions in the restaurant were no longer showing an endless litany of snowboarding videos.

“I looked up from my plate, and we’re talking full nudity,” Whalen said.

A customer who was less entertained by the free show alerted a manager, who quickly turned off the TV, he said.

It was an "isolated incident," KFC spokesman Rodrigo Coronel said in a statement.

"We apologize for any negative dining experiences that may have occurred as a result of the restaurant’s TV being changed without our awareness or permission to a station showing inappropriate content," he said.

"We are taking measures to ensure programming like this cannot be accessed in the future."

I love the fact that the company spokesman's name is one letter away from Colonel. It's as if KFC has specifically psychotic hiring standards. "Well, Mr. Johnson, we think you're qualified for the position, we enjoyed talking with you, and think you bring a lot to the table. Unfortunately, you just happened to interview after a guy with the last name Sanders, so understandably, we're going with him."

Via NY Daily News