The Loudest Sex In New York Is Being Had In Bay Ridge, Brooklyn

Everybody's had sex with someone that's loud. If you haven't, you're the loud one. There was one chick I dated right after my divorce who used to loudly scream my name while I ate her box. It haunts me to this day. Well fear not, for unless you live at 7201 Ridge Boulevard in Brooklyn, you're not the loudest couple having sex. 

According to CBS New York (link below), one out of every seven noise complaints filed in Brooklyn during the first six weeks of 2015 came from residents of this building complaining about loud sex. 

... half a dozen neighbors from the building at 7201 Ridge Blvd. in Brooklyn have called 311 to complain in the first month and a half of the year, according to a DNAInfo report.

Resident Peter Rivera said he has not complained, but he understands why his neighbors do.

“If it’s late at night – if it was, like, 3 o’clock in the morning, I’d be upset,” he said. “You know, maybe you could cover your mouth a little bit.”

But the couple has kept quiet about their ear-splitting sex. The man ran from photographers, while the woman called police on pesky reporters, Jones reported.

“That’s all on him,” Rivera said. “Maybe he just doesn’t want that information out there.”

There were 133 complaints to 311 citywide between Jan. 1 and Feb. 12 of this year about people having sex too loud, DNAInfo reported.

Brooklyn had the most with 42 complaints, followed by Queens with 37, the Bronx with 31, and Manhattan with 23, the publication reported. Staten Island had none at all, the publication reported.

That's because the people of Staten Island are spending too much time worrying about Cropsey. That shit will keep you up at night.

Via CBS New York