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It's very easy to be cynical these days. Who can we really rely on? The cops apparently only "serve and protect" anyone that's not a minority. Media is biased and popular, trusted network anchors lie about their war reporting. Politicians can be bought and sold by any gun lobbyist or special interest group that has the moola to fund their campaigns. Hell, even my cat will jump in the lap of any random schmo if they've got a can of Friskies. Can't any one be trusted!
One person I can count on is beautiful and sexy actress Heather Paige Cohn and her large, natural, suckable jugs. She's naked in EVERYTHING! A true model of consistency. Like her breasts, the rest of her is equally as lovely and in the new, straight-to-DVD horror flick Prom Ride, Cohn's character Alejandra is forced to strip naked at gun point by some shitball. Don't worry. Her tears of fright will only make your dick harder! Not to be outdone, newcomer Joii Laiye has a natural rack even bigger than Heather's but she keeps 'em under wraps. Hopefully, Heather's work ethic can rub off her so we can rub ourselves off!
Heather Paige Cohn, I pledge allegiance to you and your incredible body!
UPDATE: Heather is even more awesome and wonderful than I imagined!
@AnthonyHoffman that is awesome! You managed to make me and my rack a beacon of light in darkness.
— Heather Paige Cohn (@iamheatherpaige) April 30, 2015