GameLink Offers David Letterman Free Porn For Life

Tonight's the night when David Letterman signs off for the last time and then likely becomes a hermit like his idol Johnny Carson. With no more interns to help Dave get his jollies, he's likely going to have lots of pent up sexual urges, which he can now alleviate for free thanks to a lifetime of porn offer from GameLink.

According to TMZ (link below), GameLink has put this out there and now the ball is in Dave's court.

The porn site GameLink sent the late night legend a letter offering him free access to its vast online library of adult movies. The letter even highlights a title to get Dave started -- “F*** My Mom & Me #9" ... which famously (to pervs) spoofed Dave's relationship with Bristol and Sarah Palin. 

GameLink says it's merely thanking Letterman for the many years of laughs and entertainment he's provided viewers.

I love Letterman and will miss him dearly, but something tells me he's not taking this offer. Or maybe he will, he's impossible to pin down. It's not as if Paul's coming over every night for a rousing game of Will It Float, so he's got to have something to do. 

Via TMZ