Elsa Pataky In A Bikini Makes Everything Fun And Hot

It doesn’t look like paddle boarding would be any fun. I mean it’s combining the hardest parts of surfing (standing up) and boating (rowing), yet people seem to always give it a try, and I just can’t explain it. The only reason I can think of is the fact some people look really hot while paddle boarding, but I think that’s just because Elsa Pataky is doing it in a bikini and it’s really hot.

Yeah, I get that this logic might be a little flawed because, if it holds true, Elsa Pataky in a bikini would make doing other things instantly hot. I guess the only way we could know for sure is if Pataky did those things in a bikini. I sure would like to see Elsa Pataky in a bikini painting a house or putting the clean dishes away or even doing the boring general housework we all have to suffer through. While I’m not a scientist—yet—I do believe such a hypothesis would lead to the following conclusion: Elsa Pataky in a bikini doing boring and unpleasant things instantly makes them fun and hot.  

People love to paddle board and if those people aren’t Elsa Pataky in a bikini, then I really can’t explain what the appeal is.  

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