Only in Florida: Poseidon’s Adventure

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

Have you heard the one about the 57-year old man who walked out of the ocean naked? No? Well allow me to enlighten you. Give a warm how do you do to Dominic Stevens...

Dominic here manifested himself out of the ocean fully nude recently, leading me to suspect that he is perhaps the human embodiment of Poseidon, the god of the sea. 

A man was arrested Friday after being spotted walking out of the ocean naked.

Deputies said some Flagler County workers spotted Dominic Stevens, 57, walking out of the ocean naked before going to sit down on a boardwalk near Malacompra Road. Two of the workers told deputies Stevens sat down with his legs spread open, exposing himself.

According to deputies, Stevens told them he did not think he was doing anything wrong because he was in a remote area of the beach, but investigators said other people were in the area.

Stevens was charged with indecent exposure and taken to Flagler County Inmate Facility.

That's a tough break for a god, being put in the Flagler County Inmate Facility, but such is life. Hopefully he'll soon summon the Kraken to release him from this earthly prison and together they can return to the sea and live a fulfilling life together. That or they'll return one day for revenge, which wouldn't surprise me either. Keep your eyes peeled Florida, they might be coming for you!

Via Click Orlando