If A Nude Chrissy Teigen Told Us To Do Something, We Would Do It

A Nude Chrissy Teigen Is A Great Motivator

If you’re like me, when you are standing in line at the grocery store and you glance over to the magazines, whenever there is a men’s magazine with some dude showing off his six pack abs you never think “I should totally do some sit-ups.” In fact, I bet the thought of exercising never enters your brain. Yet when I see a nude Chrissy Teigen on the cover of a magazine, I’ll pretty much do whatever she wants me to do.  

Look, I get the point of having a super buff dude on your men’s magazine cover is supposed to make someone look at the dude and then picture themselves with that rock hard body, but don’t you think it would much more effective to have a nude Chrissy Teigen telling you to do push-ups? I would totally start doing push-ups if a nude Chrissy Teigen told me. I’d start eating kale if a nude Chrissy Teigen told me. Hell, I’d wear 1980s aerobics gear and do Sweating to the Oldies in public while it was be streaming on the internet world wide if a nude Chrissy Teigen told me.  

I really think the marketing people at these men’s magazines are really going about this all wrong. Yeah, I don’t care that Mark Wahlberg does a bunch of squats or whatever to stay in shape. But if a nude Chrissy Teigen wants me to make suggestions on improving my health, I’m very willing to listen.