Think Any of the Presidential Candidates Have Sex Tapes?

This past week, Vivid Radio asked it's listeners what we've all been dying to know: Which presidential candidate is the most likely to have a secret sex tape? The listeners, who are predominately male, casted their ballots and the results are ... well, not that surprising. Here are the results, according to Vivid:

The clear “winner” was Republican Carly Fiorina, followed by Democrat Hillary Clinton. 

Really? No one thought it would be a dude?! 

89% said that if there is such an event it most likely will involve Ms. Fiorina, with 11% choosing Ms. Clinton. None of the respondents felt such a scandal would involve one of the male candidates. 

[Hillary Clinton]

Luckily, Vivid Radio's porn-star hosts know what's really up in the White House. Host Tanya Tate expressed what I've been thinking since "The Apprentice" first debuted:

"I find it hard to believe there is not already a Donald Trump sex tape floating around. A person with that type of over-inflated ego would probably enjoy reliving his desecration of the poor soul he managed to cajole into his bedroom."

Snaps for Tanya on this one. The Hillary theory is interesting, though. Perhaps she's had a torrid post-Monica affair or two? Joanna Angel chimed in: 

"That would be some sweet revenge, wouldn't it?"

Tanya doesn't doubt Hildawg has a sex tape or two up or her sleeve, but she finds it more likely that its a marital staple than a scandal.

"As for Hillary Clinton, I don't think she has 'a' sex tape; I think she and Bill have a library of naughty home movies."

Those Clintons, man. Host April Flores is on board the male-candidate train, too, saying that Republican Jeb Bush and Democrat Jim Webb would be the most likely to turn out a sex tape while Nicki Hunter suspects Trump and Clinton alike. Monique Alexander was the only one to mention Democrat Bernie Sanders, which is equally probable, but he seems like the sort of guy who would be like "meh" if it actually happened. 

[Bernie Sanders]

Mary Carey had perhaps the most fun answer, stating that Marco Rubio is the hottest and likely the most fun in bed, so we can only imagine what kinky stuff he has up his sleeve. Olé. 

So which candidate is the most likely to fall victim to the next sex tape scandal? There's only one way to find out.

Those wanting in on the next poll can tune in via www.VividRadio.com or SiriusXM channel 791. Aside from being the most popular adult radio show on the air, they also single-handedly helped launch the Kardashians into their current stardom. Yeah, they're pretty badass.