Don’t Take It Personally: A Man and His Duck

Poor dude needs some human companionship. 

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sleepless in my saddle - m4w (dallas)

Im lookin for love in all the wrong places.u no as i look around me its a beautiful day.the birds are singing each bird his own language.my duck is wadiling her fat ass over to me squaking she noticed i stopped to write this to you.im always on the go .i work from sunup till sundown.i have rough hands but a soft heart.i have alot of love inside that little heart.now afflac the duck .i dont think she loves me more. Then. SHe sees me as a food source.i dont think she has a heart she is so fat she couldnt fly if her life depended on it.which brings me to this thought.she doesnt have a mate like me.so she depends on me for everything,like i so put my hope that this ad finds me the rite girl.i think im gona pickout a male duck for her because i think she is lonely.then maybe she will quit following me around and i wont have duck shit in my bed.

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