Prep for the Kim Davis Porn Parody That’s Sure to Come When She Turns Down This Offer

October 8, 2015
TUCKER-BANKSHOT

When the Kim Davis marriage license bullshit blew up in the media, I knew there was an invisible countdown clock instituted by the porn industry to the inevitable porn parody. Well, the wait is almost over as Dogfart somehow beat Vivid to the crucial first step that leads to any porn parody: The lucrative offer to star in the porn parody.

According to AVN (link below), the offer sounds pretty sweet...

Dogfart, the self-described "kings of interracial porn," are dangling $500k in front of Davis to star in a scene for their site ZebraGirls.com, which is one of 23 sites in the company's adult entertainment empire. ZebraGirls.com specializes in lesbian interracial erotica.
“We here at Dogfart have always believed in equality. We have interracial sites, gay sites, straight sites, and we think Kim Davis has been appalling,” said a Dogfart spokesman. “We are giving her a chance at a redemption. We are willing to drop half a million bucks for Kim to come out to our studio and shoot an interracial lesbian scene for our network.”
The offer will stand for the next week. She is also welcome to bring her family, including her twin adult sons, with her on an all expense paid vacation.

More often than not, these offers are made solely to further embarrass the target, which in this case is perfectly fine with me, and they almost never lead to an actual sex tape. Almost never. When the offer is turned down, however, I think I've found the perfect person to play Kim...