Bradley Cooper Says He Would “Never” Sleep Jennifer Lawrence

No One Alive Would Say No To Jennifer Lawrence

Okay, Bradley Cooper, I’m calling bullshit. In a recent interview with Howard Stern, Bradley Cooper said he would never have sex with Jennifer Lawrence because their relationship is “purely professional.” Yeah, sure, Bradley Cooper, cough-bullshit-cough.  

Look, I’m sure Bradley Cooper is a real professional on the set, he takes his job very seriously, but if you are standing next to Jennifer Lawrence and your mind doesn’t wander to the possibility of having sex with her, you're likely a eunuch. She’s Jennifer Freakin’ Lawrence, she’s one of the top 5 hottest women on the planet. Sure, Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence have pretty good chemistry together on the big screen, but there is no way in hell that’s the reason Cooper keeps working with Lawrence. I'm supposed to believe that if Bradley Cooper went back to his trailer to find Jennifer Lawrence in his bed with her clothes on the floor, he would look at her and say, “Sorry, J-Law I know you’re one of the hottest women on the planet, but our relationship is strictly professional.” Bull to the shit. There is no way he’s walking out of that trailer. The only way Bradley Cooper wouldn’t have sex with Jennifer Lawrence is if she were dead.  

So, yeah Bradley Cooper, you can play it cool all you want, but there is no way any man on this planet wouldn’t pass up a chance to be with Jennifer Lawrence. None of us will ever, ever, EVER have the chance to sleep with Jennifer Lawrence, except Bradley Cooper. If you aren’t going to do it for you, then by god man, do it for us.