Dear Belgium, Thank You For Marisa Papen

Also, Marisa Papen Proves Bottom Half Tan Lines Are Super Hot

Marisa Papen is the greatest thing Belgium has given the world since their take on the waffle. I don’t know if you can write a thank you to an entire country, but thank you Belgium. Thank you from the bottom of all of our hearts for Marisa Papen.  

Treats! magazine continues to live up to their name. Marisa Papen is honestly the best treat for our eyes in a very long time. Since you all know my undying love of the tan line, I’m going to throw Marisa Papen into the mix as further proof that the tan line is forever sexy. Yes, she only has a half tan line—the bottom half—but half a tan line is better than no tan line. And many in the Love of Tan Line Community (yes there is a community, no we don’t have meetings) say that the bottom half tan line is, in fact, the sexiest tan line one can have. I have to say that staring at these pictures of a nude Marisa Papen rocking a bottom half tan line, is kind of hard to argue with. You would be hard-pressed to find a way to make Marisa Papen even hotter without any clothes on, but that little bit of tan on her incredibly rear end makes her that much hotter.  

The only way I can think of to truly celebrate the stunningly beautiful and completely nude Marisa Papen is to gaze at her while eating Belgian chocolate, Belgian waffles, Belgian fries, and a nice tall glass of Belgian beer. If you don’t have any of that handy, it’s OK. You still have a nude Marisa Papen, and that’s the best of Belgium.