Time To Play “Who’s the Hottest,” Halloween Edition

Sometimes I Think We Should Change Halloween to Hallowsexy

Normally when we get a chance to play “Who’s the Hottest,” I’m pretty damn excited, but this time I’m more nervous than anything. For you see, we are about to play “Who’s the Hottest,” Halloween edition. Nothing brings out the sexy in people like a Halloween costume. So let’s jump right in and see if we can name the hottest of Halloween!  

First, there's Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit. While some thought she was going as Kim Kardashian, she was in fact going as the first animated character we all had a crush on.  

Then there's Jessica Lowndes as Harley Quinn. While Margot Robbie will forever be Harley Quinn, that doesn’t mean we can’t have more than one. Lowndes is super sexy as the villain we all love.  

Next is Sarah Hyland as Black Widow. It’s pretty tough to look as hot as Scarlett Johansson does in black leather, but this Modern Family stars pulls it off, thanks to the blue contacts and her amazing cleavage.  

And Jennifer Lopez as a Skeleton. Well, not just any skeleton, but a skeleton with amazing cleavage. Sure, it might be really scary, but it is really sexy.  

Charlotte McKinney as Charlotte McKinney in lingerie, too. Sure, this costume might not be that original, but damn it, it is probably one of the sexiest costumes ever. Of course, the true highlight of this costume is the cheek peek she is giving. Talk about a trick and treat.  

Then there's Nicole Scherzinger as a Sexy Vampire Bat. The old standards never got out of style, and Scherzinger's sexy outfit does give a fresh twist on a classic.  

Emily Ratajkowski as Marge Simpson is next. Normally when someone has blue hair and their skin is yellow, you should call a doctor. I have to be honest—I’m going to have a hard time watching The Simpsons after seeing Emily Ratajkowski in this costume.  

Then Dascha Polanco as Vivian from Pretty Woman. You know me—I’m not for remakes, but after seeing Dascha Polanco in the outfit made famous by Julia Roberts, I kind of wish I could see Dascha Polanco as a hooker with a heart of gold.  

Man, this is a challenge. I’m really torn about whether the winner should be the sexiest or the sexiest costume. Oh man, oh man, oh man… I guess there really isn’t a loser in this bunch, but if I have to pick one I’m going with… Jessica Lowndes as Harley Quinn. She really does have the sexiest costume. A close second has to go to Charlotte McKinney. Her outfit isn’t that original, but it is really damn sexy.