Everyone Should Applaud Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage

Salma Hayek Might Have the Most Magical Cleavage Ever

I would like to take a moment and applaud Salma Hayek. Not for her outstanding acting career or her activism, but instead for the dress she decided to wear to the 2015 Evening Standard Theatre Awards at The Old Vic Theatre in London. I mean, her cleavage is so amazing I’m honestly surprised she can walk without falling forward.  

I’m sure there are some out there who don’t think Salma Hayek’s cleavage is that big of a deal, because no matter what she wears, she always shows some cleavage—she doesn’t have a choice because her boobs are so big. To those people, I say that you can’t rain on my Salma Hayek cleavage parade. If you aren’t a gazer of Salma Hayek cleavage, you might believe that she got a boob job or something because her boobs look bigger than normal. No, my friends, those are just her boobs and her cleavage in this particular dress. That fact alone deserves a standing ovation. Salma Hayek’s cleavage is quite magical; sometimes it looks bigger than normal, and sometimes it’s like it’s not even possible to have cleavage that looks that amazing.  

So, take a moment and applaud Salma Hayek’s amazing cleavage. You don’t have to do it out loud if you don’t want to, but make sure you can hear the clapping in your head for Salma Hayek’s cleavage.  

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