Seeing a Dog Next to Jessica Hart in a Bikini Is the Reason for the Term “Lucky Dog”

We Are All Lucky Dogs to Get to See Jessica Hart in a Bikini

No one really knows where the term “lucky dog” came from. Some people think it comes from dog food commercials, some think it's from Nascar, and some think it’s really just someone messing up the phrase “lucky duck.” If you ask m, it comes from someone seeing a dog next to an incredibly hot model in a bikini. For instance: “That tiny dog next to Jessica Hart in a bikini is one lucky dog.”  

Sure, with that theory, we could pretty much put the word lucky in front of just about everything that's next to Jessica Hart and her awesome bikini cleavage. That’s one lucky towel, that’s one lucky ocean, that’s one lucky bottle of water, that’s one thousand lucky grain of sand . . . It might be a bit much, but you can’t say the statement isn't true. I think if anyone could die and come back as whatever they wanted, there would a long line of those wanting to come back as Jessica Hart’s towel, Jessica Hart’s water bottle, even Jessica Hart’s dog. You know, I’m kind of wondering what Jessica Hart named her dog. How awesome would it be if she named her dog Lucky because she knew how lucky it was to be next to her in a bikini.  

Whatever Jessica Hart named her dog, he is without a doubt one of the luckiest dogs in the world—in the same way her towel is one the luckiest towels in the world, that’s some of the luckiest sand in the world, and we are some of the luckiest people to get to see Jessica Hart in a bikini.