Will Someone Make a Movie About Rachel Weisz Being Sexy on a Train?

Rachel Weisz's Cleavage on a Train Deserves Its Own Movie

I have no idea if these sexy pictures of Rachel Weisz are for some magazine photoshoot, for some famous photographer, for some new art exhibit, or if they are promos shots for a movie, but all I can think about is how I would like more sexy Rachel Weisz on a train.  

That’s it! That’s what we can call the movie! Sexy on a Train! It can be about how Rachel Weisz wears sexy outfit and rides the train alone at night. Make it in black and white with a jazz score and a bunch of voiceover. It would be the single greatest arthouse movie ever made! Trust me, it would even be a box office success. People who wouldn’t normally dare to venture into an arthouse movie theatre would line for miles and miles to see Rachel Weisz and her cleavage riding around on a train for 90 minutes. Oh man, I can almost taste the freshly popped popcorn now. Rachel Weisz’s cleavage on the big screen, riding a train, the notes of a trumpet playing low in the background . . . yeah, that’s a great moviegoing experience.  

I’m sure we’ll find out why Rachel Weisz was showing off her cleavage on an empty train car in the very near future, but for the time being, let’s all pretend that “Sexy on a train” will be hitting the theaters next weekend.  

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