Sara Mills and Her Red Bikini Will Put You in the Holiday Spirit
Even though the holiday season is upon us, there is still one part of this festive time that I won’t participate in: the drinking of eggnog. I hate everything about eggnog, including the words egg and nog put together. But in the true spirit of the season, I decided to make an effort and find something I like about eggnog. Even though it took me awhile, I found something I like—no love, about eggnog—Sara Mills dancing in a bikini to song about eggnog.
I have a feeling that there will be many of us who will be hearing the Christmas classic “Who Spiked The Eggnog” for the first time, myself included. The tune is kind of catchy, but really, it’s the video that sells it. Sara Mills and her twerking cleavage and twerking ass really do put me in the holiday spirit. Not only does this video give me something to like about eggnog, but also answers another question I was pondering the other day: Why aren’t there any new Christmas songs? The answer is simple: because you need Sara Mills dancing a bikini for your video.
I really am feeling holly and jolly thanks to the bouncing boobs and shaking butt of Sara Mills. She really knows how to tap into the joy of the season. Oh, and for those of you who don’t know Sara Mills, do a Google search for twerking Mozart boobs.