Never Wear Real Clothes, Lindsey Pelas

A post shared by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on Jan 16, 2018 at 10:53pm PST

Lindsey Pelas Was Made to Wear Lingerie

I don't ask for much in this world. I wish for my friends and family to be safe, for there to be a good meal on the table, and for my enemies to be vanquished for this earth; you know, the usual stuff. But if I could wish for one thing and one thing only, it would be for Lindsey Pelas to wear only lingerie and bikinis for the rest of her days.

I don't think Lindsey Pelas wears many regular clothes - most of the time I see her, she's in a bikini or lingerie or bubbles which is fantastic. But I really believe that Lindsey Pelas isn't meant to wear regular clothes. She's not a T-shirt and jeans kind of gal, she wasn't made for dresses and pantsuits. No, Lindsey Pelas was meant to wear one thing and one thing alone: lingerie or bikinis. Yes, I'm fully aware those are two things, but I was on a roll and didn't want to slow myself down. Back to the main issue, I'm sure Lindsey Pelas would be sexy in a nice dress or something low cut, but would it really bring you the same amount of joy that Lindsey Pelas in lingerie brings you? Probably not. And it does seem that Lindsey Pelas is the most comfortable in very little.

Sure, wearing only lingerie and bikinis would present some challenges, but if we all worked together, we could make it work. I mean, what wouldn't you do to help Lindsey Pelas wear next to nothing all the time?

A post shared by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on Jan 17, 2018 at 1:20pm PST

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