Top Ten Marital Aid Test Kitchen Toys of 2015

It has been a super year in the toy review section of Fleshbot with lots of mechanical fun, plump plastic dongs and unguents that promise all kinds of fun.  These are the ten reviews that interested you readers the most this year and if you have not lately, treat yourself to some sexy fun sometime soon.

10) Wicked Sensual Care's Overtime Delay Cream for Men

This cream slows down most sexual encounters and gives all involved a bit more time to make things happen and who on earth is not a fan of that?  Pick a tube up and give it a shot.

9) Adam & Eve's Adam's True Feel Cock

This is one damn fine fake cock and if you are looking for a new cock to use in your strap-on or if you just want a spare cock in your life, this is most definitely a fine choice.  This is truly one of the best dongs out there.

8) Baci's Dreams by Baci Love Slave Costume

Oh, Purplestar420--she does look fabulous in lingerie, doesn't she?  I started asking her to model lingerie and talk abut the quality with me this year and she definitely loved this elegant set with the garter belt.

7) The Kind Pen's Jada Stevens Limited Edition Personal Vaporizer Pen

You Fleshbot readers are booty AND 420 friendly and you all wanted to learn about former Booty Queen Jada Stevens' signature vaporizer pen.  Well, it is a damn fine product and unfortunately, it is completely out of stock.  The people at The Kind Pen make a lot of different vaporizer pens, though so even though you can't get a Stevens one anymore, you can definitely pick up one of their other ones that they offer, all with lifetimes warranties.  

6) Fantasy Lingerie's Sheer Mesh Halter Teddy

Here is darling Purplestar420 wearing another great ensemble and she looks super in this all-mesh, very see-through number.  Go say hello to her on Twitter and ask her to wear this!  She is friendly and I am sure she will consider your request kindly.  This is one hot and comfy as fuck sexy outfit.  I seriously can't recommend it enough.  Pick up one for yourself or for your lady fair!  The detachable garters on this one?  All kinds of hot.

5) Zero Tolerance Toys' Perfect Stroke

Male performer Small Hands did us all the favor of trying out this male masturbator and he gave it a thumbs up....among other things.  Hands--AKA AVN Hall of Famer Joanna Angel's bae-- had a great year and was nominated for his acting work in the Burning Angel parody "Ronda ArouseMe" and for being a part of an awesome orgy in the parody "Making The Band XXX".

4) The Slaphappy

This silicone vibe comes in black and purple and also has the distinction of being the 2015 toy that my friends asked if I had an extra of so that they could score it.  It's a versatile, classy vibe that will rock your world, people.

3) Wicked Sensual Care's Creme Masturbation Cream for Men

Hands tried out this coconut oil-based masturbation cream which doubles as a body lotion if you need it to and he liked how a very small amount got the job done, meaning a tube of this will last you quite a while.  It will make your junk all supple and smooth and we ladies love that.  Pick up a tube!

2) Stockroom's Joanna Angel Leather Cock Ring with Vibrating Bullet

This was the toy from AVN Hall of Famer Angel's signature Stockroom leather line that you all were very interested in acquiring and I hope that more than one of you have.  It's a great cock ring with a super comfy leather band and it has a handy bullet vibe to get you both buzzing.  Great, great fun in Angel's signature pink leather.  these are manufactured well and made right here in the U.S.A and if you are looking for a toy to add to your bedroom fun in 2016, consider this one.

And number one is.....

1) Pipedream's Bonnie Rotten Collection Big Black Cock

Behold the wonder and joy that is Bonnie Rotten's black, foot long dong! Turns out you all are a bunch of size kings and queens who are very curious about the status and well-being of this particular dildo.  Hey, I can not blame you at all.  As far as big plastic dongs go, this is one impressive member.  It is actually heavy to lift, the suction base works like a charm and if you like 'em big, you will not be disappointed with this number at all.

Happy holidays to you all and treat yourself to new sex toys this year and next!  Thanks for reading these reviews!