The Sweary Coloring Book Is Here to Mitigate Your Sexual Frustration

A brilliant woman in the UK recently hopped on the adult coloring train, but she took it one step further. Why, she asked (I mean, probably), would you buy an adult coloring book filled with trees and birds and other kid-friendly silhouettes, when you could instead focus on something far more cathartic? That's where swear words come in. Eh hem: 

"This project is all about fancy swearing."

I mean, I'm down. When I'm feeling stressed/angry/morbid/vaguely murderous, I like to get straight to the point. You can keep your enchanted castles and rainforest canopies, and I'll be over hear coloring in "wank stain."

 

A photo posted by Sarah (@pixierah) on Dec 26, 2015 at 3:29am PST

The Sweary Colouring Book can be found on Etsy, naturally, for a very reasonable price. My birthday is next month. I'm just saying. And though it's not listed in the creator's product description, I like to think she's found a special niche: sexual frustration. Coloring is meant to relieve stress, after all, and this seems like it would address a very specific kind of said stress. 

 

A photo posted by Sarah (@pixierah) on Dec 28, 2015 at 2:07am PST

Here are the included words: 

• Anal,
• Bellend,
• Bollocks,
• Bullshit
• Cock Womble
• Cunt 
• Dickhead
• Fanny Flaps,
• Fuck
• Fuck It
• Fuck a duck
• Fuck everything,
• Fuck this Shit
• Knob Cheese
• Piss Off
• Shit
• Thunder Cunt
• Twat Waffle
• Wanker
• Wank Stain

And yes—I'm exactly the kind of person to color these in, hang them up, and frame them.