NASA Needs a Topless Ashley Smith

Dream Big With Ashley Smith's Boobs

Remember when we used to dream big? When going to the moon wasn't a crazy idea? When launching a rocket into space was a reason to stay home from work and school to gather with your family and watch it blast off into space? Yeah, those days are long gone, and I truly believe it's because NASA doesn't use a topless Ashley Smith to promote what they are doing.

You have to admit, when you look at Ashley Smith's boobs in all that outer space stuff you are thinking big. You are dreaming about floating through space with a topless Ashley Smith. It makes you want to reach out to the stars, see new worlds, have one-of-a kind experiences all with Ashley Smith's wonderful breasts to help you along the way. I mean, if we are to colonize Mars, the first people there have to know it's a one-way trip. That's a pretty scary thought, but you toss in Ashley Smith and her boobs and that idea isn't half bad. Look, nothing sells space better than space boobs and there are probably no better space boobs than Ashley Smith's space boobs.

And yes, I know that Ashley Smith's boobs also look amazing when not in space. And yes, yes, I know she's not actually in space, but seeing her all sexy pretending to be in space, I can't help but dream.

via the nip slip