What’s Better Than One Nicki Minaj?

THREE NICKI MINAJS

One of the joys of this crazy, crazy world is this sexy magazine spread with Nicki Minaj. She's pretty damn sexy and honestly, I can't think of anything as sexy as three Nicki Minajs being sexy. We might be experiencing some Nicki Minaj overload here, but don't worry, the side effects are only temporary and awesome.

Yes, just like a fever dream (or a dream you may have had very similar to this) you'll feel lightheaded, probably a touch on the sweaty side, but overwhelmed with a constant sense of euphoria. Think of it like this, it's the feeling you get when you see Nicki Minaj's sideboob or Nicki Minaj's cleavage or Nicki Minaj's famous rump in short shorts, but multiplied by three. Any shock like that to the system is going to get a bigger reaction. It's totally fine though, just ride it out. Whatever you do, don't start thinking about how awesome it would be if Nicki Minaj cloned herself and there were three of her. That constant thought would likely drive someone insane.

Pace yourself, take breaks, don't try to take in three sexy Nicki Minajs all at once. Don't worry, the three of them aren't going anywhere anytime soon. Though I do hope this becomes a trend - three Nicki Minajs is pretty damn awesome even if it's dangerous.

photos via Paper Magazine

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