Only in Florida: It’s a Real Pisser

When You Gotta Go...

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

If you have ever attended a sporting event, or even just a regular event at any public place, you know that the line to the bathroom is always longer. If you happen to be a woman, then odds are you're going to wait even longer. And sometimes you hold it, you do the best you can, you try and wait, but that piss isn't going to wait for anyone. One Florida Woman could hold it no longer, so she went to the Men's Room. While you might not think much of that because Men's Rooms have stalls, that's not where she went...

Miami is officially a football town, FOLKS

A post shared by Laces Out (@lacesoutshow) on Oct 23, 2017 at 10:15am PDT

Yes, this Florida Woman went up to the open urinal during a Miami Dolphins football came and did her business. Besides giving mad props for her ability to pee while standing, also props to the guys who had no problem doing their business while she was in there. Surely we've all be in a situation when there's something going in the Men's Room that makes it a little hard to pee. And don't act like you have no idea what I'm talking about.

Also, one has to wonder if she has to wash her hands afterward, because, you know, she didn't touch anything. I wonder if anyone managed to catch that on Instagram.

But hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

via Laces Out on Instagram