Emily Ratajkowski Squeezes Her Boobs Together Because…

... Why the Hell Not?!

Let's not kid ourselves here, Emily Ratajkowski has some of the finest breasts any of us have ever seen, will ever see, and will tell our great grandchildren about. They are perfect in so many ways it almost boggles the mind. You know it, I know it, and Emily Ratajkowski knows it. Her boobs are always sexy no matter what, so if she feels the need to squeeze her perfect breasts in a menu, then squeeze away Emily Ratajkowski!

When I first saw Emily Ratajkowski pushing her boobs together with the help of a menu, I started to wonder why. But soon after that thought entered my brain it was quickly washed away by the fact I was watching Emily Ratajkowski squeeze her perfect boobs together with a menu. It's beautiful. It's magical. It's such a wonderful sight that I never knew how much I wanted to see until I saw it. Throw in the fact there might be a nip slip as well and all reasoning goes out the window. Though I'm not 100 percent sure on the nip slip - she might be rocking a flesh-colored pastie. Either way, it's still quite an amazing thing to see.

So, who cares why? Why does it matter? All that truly matters is we are able to bear witness to this most glorious of events. Anything Emily Ratajkowski wants to do with her boobs is just fine by me as long as we can keep seeing them. 

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