#TBT: Jessica Alba in Maxim 2014

Jessica Alba Is Probably Part of Some Evil Scientist's Plan

Let's not kid ourselves here. These could totally be pics of Jessica Alba from last week and none of would have been able to tell the difference. The only reason we know these incredibly sexy pics of Jessica Alba are from 2014 is because Maxim has a date on them.

Seriously, Jessica Alba was made in a lab somewhere for the sole purpose of driving us crazy by wearing a bikini. I'm not kidding around. There are some mad scientists laughing and rubbing their hands together because their plan is working to perfection. Jessica Alba has been driving us crazy for as long as any of us can remember. You put her in a bikini and it's the only thing on our minds for weeks. Of course, I have no idea what else the evil scientist is planning, but as long as we still get to see Jessica Alba in a bikini, who cares? I mean, who hasn't done something crazy after seeing Jessica Alba in a bikini? Hell, who hasn't done something insane just because they were thinking about Jessica Alba in a bikini. She's got a way with a bikini and that way makes all crazy.

Sigh. I must say that I, and probably everyone else, still hopes that maybe one day, one day Jessica Alba will go nude. She says no, but stranger things have happened. Until that day, let's all just be in love with Jessica Alba in a bikini.

photos via Maxim

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